(cont.) He feels that people shouldn't trash on the musical wonders of 80's Heavy Metal.  Dan is taking a stand.  The question has been raised:  "What will he sew for?"  When asked this question, his attorney told us that Dan will be sueing those "Tree Huggers" for Beads, Hemp and many various illegal drugs.  Judge Whopner has not commented on the claims made by Dan and his lawyer.

(cont.) Then again, Gore's personal therapist is also under the close watch of the Bellvue pysciactric ward.  He claims that in his intense sessions with Gore, a personality never before seen emerges.  It includes, a bat suit, a young sidekick named after a bird, and random babbling and loosing his parents at a young age.